Thursday, August 25, 2011

Jim Carrey to Emma Stone

Last night, when half the planet was stock affects Steve Jobs' on humanity to take the other half wondering, Where in the world is Colonel Gaddafi?, Jim Carrey posted a strange video love letter to Emma Stone on its website, recapture the global conversation faster than you can say "restraining order". Overall response to the homemade clip befuddlement, discomfort, and a slight case of heebee-Jeebies (which did not take into account the emotional whirlwind that Mrs. Stone must be permanent). The operative word to describe the video, based on the blogs and the people they write, is "creepy." So what's the deal?
Jim Carrey does it mean when he says: "I was much younger, I want to marry you," or is this merely an attempt to Joaquin Phoenix-lite performance art?

The answer is, who the hell knows? Or more definitely, probably a bit of both. Of course, Emma Stone is one of the more crumple zone actresses working in Hollywood today. One has only to its latest round of talk show appearances to understand its impact on older men, especially David Letterman. And these are not ordinary people, they are comedians. And Emma Stone is an actress, an amazing one with Lauren Bacall Lucille Ball and her voice. It is easy to see why they appeal to a man with a funny bone in his body. (That sounded kind of gross.)

But back to the potential motivation Carrey's. His latest film, Mr. Popper's Penguins, came and went at the box office, the precursor to an official end to his reign at multiplexes Kevlar. The video was half-hearted attempt to remind the youth that he still knows the way to their hearts-digest online videos are below 180 seconds. Or maybe he was just bored and wanted to prove himself that he is all Entertainment Industrial Complex to talk about him with the flick of a record to get. (It worked, Jim!)
Or maybe, just maybe, Jim Carrey has the hots for Emma Stone blisters. Shit, I do. And so do you, admit it. And fully aware that his 49-year-old-ness, he could never date her despite the fact that the stone was no doubt held the Ace Venturas and Dumb and Dumber of Carrey's first and probably still idolizes him chose he whole thing into a harmless joke. We like to throw words like "creepy" so it looks like Jim Carrey is somehow coming apart, but if you watch the video, the man is clearly fun, albeit more subtle than say, this is Jim Carrey. When the video came to an attached printer Funny or Die, we would all laugh, and welcome Jim Carrey at the age of viral videos. His other online videos, many of which give a candid glimpse into the life of a global superstar, but nobody has spread beyond Carrey's official website. Today Emma Stone is no doubt prepping a response, officially or just in her head. And whether it comes in the form of its own video (doubtful) or a red carpet, she must remain sensitive. These are real feelings they might have to do.

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